Overview
The infomercial consists of various students giving testimonies of their success, owing it to the school, literally named For-Profit Online University. The later half of the special introduces the threat of an evil rogue spambot named Howard, who was bribed with a large sum of ThoughtCoins, a digital currency used through the school, in an attempt to placate him.
| Actor | Age then | Age now | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 27 | 39 | |
 | - | - | |
 | - | - | |
| - | - | |
| - | - | |
 | 45 | 57 |