Overview
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
| Actor | Age then | Age now | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 73 | December 16, 2012 (83) | |
 | - | - | |
 | 44 | 66 | |
 | 45 | 67 | |
| 45 | 67 | |
 | - | - |