Overview
In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
| Actor | Age then | Age now | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 38 | April 5, 1945 (50) | |
 | 50 | February 14, 1969 (86) | |
| 21 | 114 | |
 | 29 | April 25, 1985 (81) | |
| 47 | April 4, 1950 (64) | |
| 34 | July 14, 1960 (61) |