Overview
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
| Actor | Age then | Age now | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 68 | 85 | |
 | 56 | 73 | |
 | 40 | 57 | |
 | - | - | |
 | 48 | 65 | |
 | 55 | 72 | |
 | 37 | 55 | |
 | 26 | 43 | |
 | 39 | 57 | |
 | 60 | 78 |