 | Missy Wood Nymph (segment: "Stories from the Woods") Birthday: September 24, 1967 | 28 | August 18, 2008 (40) |
 | Fallon Pregnant Woman (segment: "The Exam") Birthday: March 12, 1967 | 28 | 58 |
 | Heidi Nice Heidi (segment: "Blind Date") Birthday: - | - | - |
 | Jordan Lee Presidents' Lover (segment: "The Anal Office") Birthday: October 6, 1959 | 36 | 65 |
 | Dave Hardman Gynecologist (segment: "The Exam") Birthday: September 13, 1960 | 35 | 64 |
 | Rod Fontana Rod (segment: "Blind Date") Birthday: September 18, 1952 | 43 | 72 |
 | Nick Night Ronald Reagan (segment: "The Anal Office") Birthday: - | - | - |
 | Shawn Ricks Satyr #1 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") Birthday: August 3, 1963 | 32 | June 26, 2010 (46) |
 | Ron Jeremy Bill Clinton (segment: "The Anal Office") Birthday: March 12, 1953 | 42 | 72 |
| Dave Hardman George H. W. Bush (segment: "The Anal Office") Birthday: September 13, 1960 | 35 | 64 |
